i'm getting a roomate...

and i need her to be cool. these are some questions i thought id ask in the many interviews ill be having in the next few weeks:

1. Do you smell bad?

2. Is there anyone stalking you right now?

3. Do u have V.I.P. anywhere?

4. Do you listen to Dave Matthews band really loud?

5. Do u know the word Bleezy?

6. Do get free clothes from anywhere?

7. Have you ever had athletes foot?

8. How many lawyers do you know? and are any of them single and under 30?

9. What DVDs do you own?

10. I'm gonna put on some music... and im gonna need u to dance to it for me

11. Do you bake chocolate chip cookies on a consistent basis?

12. Do u find me extremely cool?